apparently sex is great and all but have you tried
- listening to rock music with good headphones and volume turned up and you feel like you’re deep-throating the bassline
- Can we as millennials and gen-z’s collectively agree that NObody Cares about elbows on the table like Why was that Ever A Problem for Anyone?? We can chill right?
2 .but chewing with your mouth open is still gross and bad. keep that locked up
*at a bar*
bartender: this is from the gentleman over there
girl: this is a plant
me [shouting from across the bar]: just wanted to say aloe



Skeleton of a 35-year-old woman and her 8-month-old baby who died during her pregnancy. The mother had between 17 to 24 oxalic acid kidney stones in the area of the fetus’ head, which is thought to have caused the strange position of the child and, ultimately, the death of the mother.







