avpdsnail:

so much is going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it’s too much!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just want to sleep in the forest for 190 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m tired leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sirgarrison-lordgary:

witchella:

witchella:

Want a gf but I ain’t prepared… I’ve no land to give, no cattle…

teaboot:

grayskiesrainyskies:

teaboot:

One time a guy and I were having an argument and he pulled a knife on me, and because I’m a dumbass idiot my response was to take out MY knife and go “what now, genius?” And what happened next was we just stood there for ten straight minutes not moving because niether of us wanted to put the knife down first and basically that’s our entire international situation regarding nuclear weapons

What happened afterwards?

My mom showed up

gaybabytenno:

The void says to be gay and commit crimes against the corpus

pain-is-killing:

you know whats the worst thing ever? when you know you should have got over it long time ago, but you find yourself crying over the same thing every night.