heartachedreamboy:

heartachedreamboy:

three older motorcyclists pulled up behind my car when i was at a stoplight and they were just. investigating. so shocked and confused. grappling with the punchline, struggling, grasping for some semblance of understanding, only to find none. i love gen z humor dumbfounding old men.

i never mentioned that this is my bumper sticker

ghosttlyboy:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

vegetarianvampireduck:

abandonedandurbex:

Stairwell in an abandoned button factory

A cool aesthetic, but also a damn fucking easy way to fall down some stairs

I mean… how did they get there? Was the factory abandoned after a button explosion? Did disgruntled former employees just hurl buttons around on their way out after being made redundant? Or was the factory abandoned after their fifth fatal staircase fall in a month because this is just how they kept the buttons?

This looks like an ispy book

crimewave420:

dinuguan:

when puppies get to dog age just put ‘em in the trash

yeah we got a clear shot at him im about to take him out

madejsbian:

snorting while laughing is cute y’all are just mean

ufo-the-truth-is-out-there:

geologyin-blog:

Gigantic Amethyst geode

Photo: Two Skies Scotland

That’s not a geode that’s Space inside a rock!

Stop saying “religion” when you mean “white Christianity” 2018

kanayahummel:

theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:

oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system

50 degrees in England

100 degrees in England

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

they’re british skeletons of course they’re dancing sarcastically.