quicsilver:

why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had ur back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary.

cincosechzehn:

jedi-giraffe:

gothtigger92:

liho907lilo:

Everyone going shopping on Black Friday, be aware of three things:

The retail workers are working 12 hours shifts. We are threatened with losing our jobs if we don’t show up unless we’re dying in the hospital. I had an assistant manager show up with fucking strep because he would’ve been fired otherwise. Yes, he did infect 7 and hospitalize 2 coworkers; who knows how many members of the public he infected.

The stores have, maybe, 5 of that special cheap thing you’re after. Corporate does this on purpose, and stores are not allowed to order enough. The prices aren’t even that much lower. They lie about how expensive something is to fool you into thinking you’re getting a discount. You aren’t.

Most of the workers you will come across will be new hires for the sole purpose of being bodies for about three months before they’re fired. They actually don’t know anything because they’ve been working there for maybe two weeks, and have had no real training. I was once hired at Staples a week before Black Friday and expected to know how to deal with phones, coupons, the online ordering site, and AS400 after five 6-hour shifts. This is the kind of person you will likely be dealing with at Black Friday.

Do me and my retail family a favor and don’t shop Black Friday. Any company that needs a sale day like Black Friday to get their sales out of the red doesn’t deserve to be in business. 

This also goes for anyone that works shipment too. We’re suddenly expected to stay as late as they want you to even if they know you don’t have a car and rely on a ride to get you to and from work and know you can’t stay late. Shipment workers will suddenly start getting berated for not getting things done and it is by far the most stressful time to be a shipment worker for any store. Especially when they throw in new hires that don’t know how to process things and are expected to work at the same pace as the people that have worked there for a while.

Retail is shit around the holidays, especially Black Friday

ok fellow millenials, it’s time to kill black friday

LET’S KILL BLACK FRIDAY

Okay but seriously we need to kill black friday

friendly reminder to everyone in america: Dont Eat Romaine Lettuce

andromeda-niccals:

pixiecodesnowbaz:

imgonnafuckthetriangle:

madamehearthwitch:

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

lightspren:

molded-from-clay:

midnie:

this just in: romaine lettuce carries the e. coli virus and you will Fuckign DIE!

The health alert spans across the following states as a precaution: California, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Maryland, Illinois, New York, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Connecticut and New Jersey.

Throw it out.

Date: Nov. 20th 2018

AGAIN? Isn’t this the third time this year?

Not just America, California is one of the largest exporters of romaine lettuce to other countries. FYI!

Jennie-O turkey is also being recalled because of a salmonella outbreak.

Be careful friends.

Also canada

Agaaaaaaaaaaain….

allthe-lights-inthe-sky:

viridian-genesis:

bluhbluhhugedork:

wristsareforbracelets:

fight-the-world:

diagondaley:

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SUMMERHILL SCHOOL!!! ENGLAND!!!! 

My teacher told me about this in high school. As humans we have a natural thirst for knowledge. While naturally kids did their own thing for the first few weeks they eventually started going to class. It teaches them to want to go to class. You’re not forced to learn and because of that you want to learn.

THAT’S BRILLIANT 

It sounds stupid but it’s almost like reverse psychology. Kids hate people forcing them to go to school. But as soon as that is lifted, they suddenly want to. And it’s not surprising.

People like learning, people hate being forced to learn

la-mancha-screwjob:

lennythereviewer:

the-gremlin-man:

hesjayrich:

sketchfanda:

hesjayrich:

liamdryden:

theplacethatevolutionforgot:

There needs to be more cosplayers like this.

“That’s the worst Batman cosplay I’ve seen in my life!”

“BATman? Well that explains it”

“What?”

“Why he looks like he dressed in the dark!”

“D’OOHHHHOHOHOHOOO”

“Hey, look at that Bleach Cosplay over there.”

“Yeah, maybe if he pours some on himself he’ll fade away!”

“D"OOOOOOHHHHHOHOHOHOHOOOO!!!”

“Scoobydoo?  More like scoobydon’t!!” 

“"Tell those meddling kids to,solve this mystery..the mystery of why their cosplay is so Bad!!”

“Dohohohohohohohohoho””

“Hey, do you see those Crystal Gems over there?”

“Yeah. Maybe they can fuse into a decent cosplay!”

“DOOOOOOOOOHHHHHOHOHOHOHOOO!!!”

“Hey look, it’s Thanos!”

“Let’s ask him to snap his fingers!”

“Won’t that mean one of us might die?”

“If it gets rid of half the Deadpools here it’s worth the risk!”

“DOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOHOHOHOOO!”

“Hey check that out! It’s the Doctor!”

“Doctor, Who?”

“Yeah, Doctor Who!”

“Think he’s got a PHD?”

“Yeah, a Pretty Horrible Doctor cosplay!”

“DOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOOO!!!”

“Ya know, all these cosplays are making me feel nostalgic!”

“Oh? For what?”

“For the days when nobody knew what a ‘waifu’ was!”

“DOOOOOHOHOHOHO!”

fullmetalfisting:

khaleesi-mother-of-fandoms:

fullmetalfisting:

Some guy today mentioned he was in a band to me and I watched him get visibly uncomfortable when I didn’t ask him anything about it. He kept trying to bring the conversation around to his band and I wasn’t budging.

POWER MOVE: Complete and utter disinterest in men’s obsession with their own mediocrity

The notes of this post are like

Women: wow that’s funny I should try that when a man won’t stop talking about himself!

Men: OP you’re a bitch and an asshole and a slut