inside-deadgirls-head:

I did a thing

So this just randomly started getting notes after about a week

Is there any way to turn Anon off on only a side blog?

Legit asking for a friend. Also preferly on mobile. They cant get to a desktop for a while

Happy Birthday to me!!!

Hell fucking yeah I would.

tempurafriedhappiness:

rar1ty:

lmaonade:

i am a vegetable medley and god is sautéing me on medium high heat 

I am an empty turkey and life is stuffing me

I am a potato and god is mashing me

theglowpt2:

i think cutting family members who have hurt and traumatized you out of your life is very fun and fresh and sexy and i think that people who says things like “family is family” or question people for their choice to do something like that have no understanding of just how bad it can be

showerthoughtsofficial:

When the CDC tells people to throw out their lettuce everyone rushes to do it. But when the CDC tells people to vaccinate their kids it’s a giant conspiracy and we shouldn’t listen to them

whyand-whynot:

mapleflavoreddice:

egregiousoveruseofnormalcy:

lovelystimmy:

when you touch a Bad Texture™ and have to scrub at ur hands until the feeling is gone

When your teeth scrape against something they don’t like and your entire body tries to escape the upper atmosphere.

When your nails drag across an Unpleasant Thing so your arms stop working from the elbows down and your ears ring.

when something nearby makes a Bad Sound and you’re actively trying to get onto the astral plane in your corporeal form