sirgarrison-lordgary:

dragontatoes:

Warm blooded creature: wow I’m chilly

Warm blooded creature: *vibrates*

such-justice-wow:

theangrybi:

emoteddybae:

spacexualkids:

no offense but yall gotta stop acting like its the end of the world if a bi girl ends up with a guy

but then there’s no cute lesbian-ness and that’s what makes it so gr8

Bisexual women are not lesbians, and do not choose their partners based on how appealing they are to you, you gross fuck

Iconic post

crow–teeth:

crow–teeth:

normal bird

I was born with the gift of hands and I’m going to make that everyone else’s problem

spank-you-so-very-much:

How to sit on someone’s face as a plus size girl:

Step 1: Take off panties

Step 2: Smother him

echo-2-1:

someone: hey can i ask you a personal question?

my oversharing ass already bursting to answer the question: moi?