If you and a same sex friend are eating out and request just one check and the waitress sets it down in front of you, she decided you’re the top.
Okay so Norway is like such an odd country cause like listen to this
Norwegians consume 9% of all Pepsi max produced
Norwegians eat the second most tacos in the world, just after Mexico
Norwegians drink the second most coffee in the world, just after USA
Norwegians read the second most comic books in the world, just after japan
There are only 5 million people in Norway
my teacher is using my piece as an example for future classes because she doesnt know
How could you do it to em like that
i have never seen “…fair enough.” so eloquently stated, and he did it with only his face.
Mandy Patinkin is a goddamned genius.
When you’re walking thru the woods and you see something white on the ground
I don’t want flowers I want blunts
LittleLucia 